I’m about to wii sports resort to violence
I’m about to have a wii fit
(via chirpychips)
Anonymous:
one time i had hiccups for a solid few hours at a wedding i’ve never felt like such a failure
Bride and groom under their breath: “We should kill him, we should fucking kill that hiccup guy”
me, googling at work: what is the star wars version of weed
the IT department: what the fuck is this bitch doing
(via fatherofthebride)
it’s very important I think to both have in your life a) people who will listen to your insecurities and gently reassure you that they don’t necessarily reflect reality b) people who will listen to your insecurities and say “that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. you think WHAT about yourself??? I’m gonna kill you”
(via abkvs)
“ulfric stormcloak is actually a complicated character, he’s trying to—” NO i hate that guy
Idc if the kitten girl who has nine girlfriends and leaked the nofly list uses a label you personally disapprove of she’s literally cooler than you
(via abkvs)
